So, as I have been stricken with insomnia for the second time this week (I thought the 3 pints would HELP, no?), I got online to play around. I then decided to log into Yahoo IM because I had two people yell at me this evening that they sent me invitations to be on their buddy list, to which I had not yet replied. As soon as I log on, I had several pop ups that said "So And So wants permission to add you to their buddy list". I click through them, saying yes to all the people I know, and then one pops up with this screen name: "mdjohnmd" or something like that. This name does not ring a bell. Perhaps it is the 3 pints. Perhaps it is that I do not, in fact, know an mdjohnmd. If I know you and I have ignored you, please accept my apologies but I'm just not familiar with that screen name. If you are out there mdjohnmd, please email me and put an end to my inquiring mind. I think I would like you because your name reminds me of the TV show "Trapper John MD" and that, in turn, reminds me of Trapper Keepers. And who the hell doesn't love Trapper Keepers? Am I right? (Except the boring solid colored ones. I only liked the ones with glittery unicorns and stuff on them.)
Holy Jesus I'm old.