Last night at about 9:00, Jason and I were on our local cinema's website and we noticed that what looked to be the final showing of Snakes on a Plane was on in half an hour. So we made a snap decision, bedtime be damned, to get out there and see this thing like it's meant to be seen. (Sorry Monique! It was an emergency viewing - now or never...) What did we think of it?
Atrocious script. Laughable plot. Horrible acting. Ridiculous editing mistakes. Horrendous CGI effects. Basically? IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME! I mean, there were SNAKES! On the freaking PLANE! And they were angry! How could this possibly go wrong!?!
*The first two bites were a lady's breast (as she was joining the mile high club) and a dude's junk (as he was peeing).
*A snake bit a fat lady's eye out.
*A lady goes for her air sickness bag and out comes a snake and bites her face off.
*A guy throws a socialite's purse dog - a chiuaua - to a snake to keep himself from getting bit.
*A few minutes later, a huge boa constrictor wraps around him and then fits the guy's whole head in its mouth.
*Samuel L. Jackson at one point asks a flight attendant for forks and knives to use as weapons and she pulls out a spork and says that's all they're allowed to have on board now. Get it?!? SPORKS on a plane!!!
Does anyone know the anti-venom for this one?!? I think its country of origin is The Republic of Banana.