What happens when you buy something at Boots and come home and toss it on one of the kitchen chairs and forget about it till the next day? In an ordinary household, likely nothing. But in MY household, you add one very curious kitty to the equation and here's what you get:
Mass destruction. A blood bath. Casualties. All caused by this little creature:
(By the way, he isn't deformed. I caught him mid-lick so his tongue is covering the bottom half of his face.)
Inanimate objects: 0
Rest in peace little Boots bag. Rest in peace.