And I don't mean in a vague, existentialist way...
Basically, I live my life constantly monitoring the state of household affairs based on two cat beds.
Both accounted for and sleeping = All Quiet on the Western Front
George missing = Slightly Heightened Threat Level
Elwin missing = Elevated Terror Alert
Both missing = CODE RED. CODE RED.
And P.S. - To my blogger friends, it's not allowing me to post comments for some reason so know I'm reading and I have lots to say to you. I just can't say it!