Il gatto, George D. Kat says "Mio Dio. I think these Italian classes have gone too far. TOO far."
Meanwhile, everything in our flat has a sticker on it with the Italian word for it.
Did I have coffe this morning? Unh-uh. Caffe!
Do I take it with milk? Nope. Latte!
Do I look out the window? Indeed I do not. La finestra!
Did I turn on the lamp when I came downstairs? No way. Lampada!
Might we hang some more pictures this weekend? Hells no. Quadros!
Am I sitting on the sofa while I type this? Are you crazy? Il sofa! Oh wait...