Tuesday, May 20, 2008

No respect

I don't know why I bother scolding Elwin when he jumps up on stuff. I walked into the kitchen to refill my coffee and was stopped dead in my tracks. Brazen as anything and didn't even flinch when I came around the corner.

"Wat? I likes yur nice red tabulcloth. Is from Willyum-Sonomuh rite? Mmm, yes... u has exselunt exculint good taste in kichin acksessories."

At least he had the decency to try to look ashamed.

"I's so ashamed of my akshuns. I's vry bad kitteh. Iz she still lukin at me? How long do I haf to sit like dis an try to luk ashamed?"

1 comment:

Catherine said...

I would swear up and down you drink all day. You crack my arse up!