"Wat? I likes yur nice red tabulcloth. Is from Willyum-Sonomuh rite? Mmm, yes... u has
At least he had the decency to try to look ashamed.
"I's so ashamed of my akshuns. I's vry bad kitteh. Iz she still lukin at me? How long do I haf to sit like dis an try to luk ashamed?"