Could this be a job opportunity for me? Greeting tourists fresh off the Gatwick Express with a plate of fresh-baked buttermilk biscuits and a glass of sweet iced tea?
"Hey y'all! Hows everbody doin' tah-day? Hope all y'all had a real nice flight. Ah'd like to be tha first to welcome y'all to the great city of London! You'll feel right at home, I jes' know you will. It's just like Atlantuh - except it's little bigger and the people talk real funny like! Oh, and... the teenagers dress real weird and carry knives."