Dear Women of London,
I quit. You have finally pushed me over the edge. I will say this one time and one time only so LISTEN UP and LISTEN GOOD:
No matter how thick or high denier they may be, tights are not, I repeat not, a substitute for trousers. Tights are meant to go UNDER a skirt or dress. Tights are an ACCESSORY. Tights are NOT a standalone wardrobe piece. Therefore, when you wear them as though you think they are an acceptable bottom covering, I can totally see the seam that runs up the middle of the rear end of them, the diamond-shaped gusset in the crotch of them, and your big white M&S knickers under them.
Go ye therefore and buy trousers immediately if not sooner!