Is she serious? Probably not.
look....even they missed you! :)
Damn that Donnie Harrison!!! Has he not received any of MY requests for jury duty? I'm telling you, just go drunk and you'll for sure be dismissed.
Dismissed? Perhaps. Thrown in the slammer for contempt of court? Almost certainly.
Tell them as you were in England for several years it would not be good for you to do jury duty because everything is backwards there and you have forgotten all American laws. You know, like a form of treason...
Nice! So far (knock on wood...), I've never gotten one.
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