- I have seen a mother literally shove her child in an effort to get her attention. (What in the world ever happened to a gentle tug of the pigtail?)
- I have seen a mother of two wearing a headband of reindeer antlers. (Are these the same adults who wear Mickey ears in Disney World?)
- I have witnessed a heated domestic squabble over McNuggets. (Yes, this particular Walmart has a McDonalds conveniently located inside.)
When we left Jason asked me if I wanted to stop for a Starbucks and I told him that a coffee was most definitely in order because I had a headache and that it was either from caffeine withdrawal or the overwhelming stench of eau de discount. I'll overpay for Target anyday thankyouverymuch.