Don't worry. I'll pretend you said yes and show you anyway.
Behold, the most awesome iPhone app ever...'Stachetastic! You can put a mustache/beard/other accoutrement on anyone!
Photos of kids are especially fun to work with. Bonus points for the static in Anna's hair. It adds a little something extra, don't you think? (Please note that there is no pic of Katie because Jason accidentally made her cry once when he put a Hulk Hogan mustache on her. She was displeased.)
A beard on a baby! Hilarious! Because it's a baby! With a beard!
Jason with a ringmaster 'stache! Blahahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Come one, come all! Step right up to the dumbest show on earth - my wife's blog!
And for extra hilarity, mess with your pets! It's much easier (and less painful) than trying to dress them up for real. Trust me. Aaargh! Whar did I bury me booty? (Meow.)
(User tip: Work with portrait/vertical photos whenever possible. Landscape/horizontal ones get the black bar treatment.)