Five, count 'em, FIVE variations of cheese product: cubed gouda, Laughing Cow Light spreadable wedges, delicious proper cheese from Chimay, two-thirds of a block of cheddar and Laughing Cow Light singles.
Not pictured: a bottle of champagne, two bottles of Chimay, a ketchup packet from McDonald's, and a half-used mini soy sauce bottle that came with our sushi delivery.
This would be cute if we were in college. (And that would be a pretty impressive cheese collection for a college student, what with the fancy Chimay and all.) But let me remind you that we are NOT in college. We are all growns up.
Let me also remind you that this is not the first time I've had refrigerator-related-shame.