And here is what the bed looks like every morning without Jason here:
This is what the floor next to the bed looks like with Jason here:
And this, of course, is what the floor next to the bed looks like without Jason here:
But...sometimes the changes are for the worse. For example, this is what dinner looks like with Jason here:
And this is what dinner looks like without Jason here:
Not to mention that Jason is the main giver of George's belly rubs. So George rarely handles these absences well.
And that leaves me and Elwin to entertain ourselves. Which we often do by staging elaborate murder mystery dinners. And when you stop to think about that, it really doesn't seem like a healthy use of our time.
So, even if it means an endless supply of clothes in the floor and day after day of tangled sheets for me, I think it's in everyone's best interests for Jason to travel as little as possible.